It Tastes Like Chicken

Many times in my life I've been duped in many things. Apparently one of those things are tasting food. I really like eating food and somehow I am very skinny. My family's friends always say things to me like "You're so tall yet so skinny" or "Eat More." My friends may have to agree with me on this. Well the reason is I have been scarred of eating most healthy foods. One time I tasted a 70% pure chocolate, which I discovered were supposed to be healthy for you, which the man selling them said it "tastes like regular chocolate," and me the dummy for having the craving of chocolate tasted it and immediately I spat it out as fastter the way it came in. In my mind I was saying to myself "tastes like regular chocolate? tastes like bitter crap." And so I was forced to throw out a $5 dollars worth of chocolate. Another instance is when I tasted seeweed. My Chinese friend in elementary school loved these and he offered me one day saying it tasted good and good for your health, well me being the dummy again tasted it and not being rude to my friend I ate it feeling disgusted. I excused myself to go get a drink and never again tasted seeweed when I am being offered. My last instance is when I bought one of those Water flavoured drinks thinking that it is healthy for me than drinking pop. So again the dummy I am bought it, and wasted two bucks because it tasted like toilet water and for the rest of the day I had a tummy ache. Now I believe my sister when she says all healthy foods tastes bad. Now when someone says "Tastes like chicken" and it looks kind of disgusting be warned for you could be scarred for the rest of your life.

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